if ur not prepared to hear some pro-raccoon posts…..log off
little hands……mask…….busy striped tail……..sneaky grins…..whiskers……..good shit.
procedure:
1) make things as difficult for myself as possible mentally, physically and emotionally
2) have a breakdown
3) use the breakdown to excuse the fact that I’m a loser
4) watch bojack horseman for the rest of the night to cement those thoughts 5) repeat
a girl that’s on a “DO NOT PROMOTE” list at work shared this ahshdhdhdhdhdh
Maybe she’s trying to get off the list, damn
she smokes crack in our walkin fridge and hit me with a pool ball, the seven of stripes
my parents……..Were Right
if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy
